Politics

Federal Government Is Hiring: Run Facebook Page for $115,000

Amid sour economy, Uncle Sam's payroll balloons with cake jobs
By: Kenric Ward | Posted: March 25, 2011 3:55 AM
Uncle Sam - Help WantedCredit: Shutterstock - Kar
It's long been said that Washington, D.C., is recession proof. It certainly has the robust federal employment listings to prove it.

Impervious to shifting political winds, the big government job machine just keeps lumbering along.

A survey by The Daily Caller found more than 1,000 federal openings this month alone in the D.C. area.

"These include a 'student internship' program at the Federal Housing Finance Agency that pays the equivalent of $48,304 a year; a $155,000-a-year gig at the Peace Corps to ensure the agency is complying with Equal Opportunity Employment standards; and a similar job at the Dept. of Transportation that promises nearly $180,000 a year," The Caller reported.

And it gets sillier.

"The Assistant Secretary for Indian Affairs needs someone to run the Facebook page for the Dept. of the Interior and they’ll pay up to $115,000 a year. Over at the Dept. of Defense, they’ll drop nearly 50k a year for a new mail room clerk, plus the glorious benefits that comes with government work."

The postings are a stunning contrast to the job listings for the state of Florida.

At the My Florida Jobs website, many salary ranges start at $26,445 ... and that's for "management" positions. Worse yet, job seekers have told Sunshine State News that they invariably receive no reply or an oxymoronic "position is not funded" notice after they apply online.

Last year, federal employees raked in an average of $101,628 in total compensation, which includes health care and other benefits, according to the Office of Personnel Management. That's roughly double the private-sector average.

Looking strictly at pay, the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis reported Wednesday that personal income in Florida (including government salaries) averaged $39,272 in 2010 versus $71,044 in the District of Columbia.

And the gap is widening. While D.C. is among the nation's biggest annual income gainers in the BEA analysis, Florida ranks near the bottom.

Human-resource analysts point out that many federal jobs generally require more-than-average education and expertise. But even in comparably rated public-sector positions, Uncle Sam tends to be far more generous than state governments or the private sector.

For example, there's no "deputy speechwriter" in Tallahassee making $81,204 -- a position and salary recently offered by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.

Thanks to federal taxes flowing into the Potomac Basin, the Washington, D.C., area (which includes the suburbs of Northern Virginia) boasts among the highest household incomes and lowest unemployment rates in the nation. Indeed, Washington extended its cash advantage during the recent recession as the Obama administration expanded the federal civilian ranks by some 200,000 jobs.

D.C.'s healthy employment and income numbers are all the more impressive, considering that the metro area encompasses the crime-ridden and poverty-stricken enclaves of the downtown district.

Federal officials say they must keep pay and benefits competitive to attract and retain the best and brightest. Thus, the president's so-called "freeze" on civilian salaries is only mild refrigeration. Federal workers continue to receive annual step increases with longevity and remain eligible for bonuses.

The new Republican majority in the House says it is "studying" the situation and is working on yet another comparison of pay scales.

They will likely confirm what was recently documented in a USA Today investigative report: “In more than eight out of 10 occupations, federal employees earn higher average salaries than private-sector workers” -- and that doesn’t include the government’s generous package of benefits.

Comments (5)

Scott Bates
8:25AM APR 4TH 2011
I checked USAJOBS for each of the four positions in the article; none were found. I did find the following for $123,000:

the position serves as Director of Cyber Security Operations. As an IT Security Specialist within the Office of the Chief Information Officer (OCIO), Office of Cybersecurity and Information Assurance, you will provide leadership and subject matter expertise for Cybersecurity and Information Assurance operations and service delivery, as well as perform verification and validation activities relating primarily to the Department's implementation of the Federal Information Security Management Act (FISMA). You will also provide leadership in the oversight, analysis and directional management in the area of Information Technology Security departmental investments, as it relates to DOT Information and Information Systems confidentially, availability and integrity.

Sounds real cushy.

Now your readers have a fact to work with though I doubt that is your intention.
Bill J.
5:08PM MAR 25TH 2011
They would have to pay me $80K a year just to go into that pig pen everyday. I mean just think of all the BS you have to wade through daily. Soon people will be drowning in it.
Rose
1:57PM MAR 29TH 2011
I'm sure the article doesn't also mention how very expensive it is to live in D.C. and the salaries of many jobs in the area reflect that. Even at their salary level, many freshman Congresspeople have to live in their offices the first year as they can't afford housing. In addition, these salaries afford people a decent standard of living--perhaps the working class has been starved so long that we don't even recognize what the wages SHOULD be...
Robert Lloyd
3:30PM MAR 25TH 2011
I believe that outside of open and armed revolt, we should pass the ultimate law... each year all governments receive 1% less revenue from the previous year. This should go on for approx 75 years and would hopefully avert the otherwise inevitable bloodletting that will come sooner or later if nothing is done... and in our present form, nothing will ever be done.

Great article Mr Ward. This is what newspapering should consist of.
LDouglas
7:42AM MAR 25TH 2011
"Federal officials say they must keep pay and benefits competitive to attract and retain the best and brightest."

Best and brightest? That isn't what Washinton DC is known for. They would do better to tell us it's combat pay to lure people with any sort of brains to Washington DC.

Anyway, stunning contrast is right. Going after largesse like that is what I can appreciate about Senator Rubio and the Republicans as a whole.